Sunday, 27 February 2011

Eenty-Teenty Helligalum

Eenty-teenty Helligalum
Pitching totties doon the lum
Wha's There?
Johnnie Bear
What d'ya want?
A pint of beer
Whaur's yer money?
In my pocket
Whaur's yer pocket
I forgot it!
Get doon those stairs you stupid blockhead!

Mary's 62nd

Strange rhyme courtesy of Gerry:

"Aunt Jemima, what's for dinner?

Pigeon's milk and nanny-goat's vinegar

Aunt Jemima's what's for dinner........?

Pussy's laid an egg!"

Sung to the tune of Men of Harlech

Sunday, 13 February 2011